February 21, 2018 by Patrick Starks
Teacher: Alright children gather around, or I’ll make you all write fifty pages of your vowels.
Child #1: But Mrs. Skywalker, I just washed my hands, I looked everywhere, but there aren’t any towels.
Teacher: Then wipe them on your pants, Lance. Today I want to introduce you all to Pepi, a weasel who can dance.
Child #2: But he’s just a weasel.
Child #3: My mom said that they can give you the measles.
Teacher: Yeah, and I wish I had a beagle. What else is new.
Child #1: He looks weird. Why is his nose so pink?
Child #2: He looks smelly… he stinks.
Child #3: Why does he stare at me like that, he doesn’t even blink.
Teacher: Yeah, and sometimes Asha you do not think.
Child #2 Can it do a cartwheel, like this?
Child #1: Can it do like a snake and hiss?
Child #3: Can it do like me and P***
Teacher: Zip your pants back up Asha!
Child #1: Oh look! He’s doing it now!
Child #2: But how?
Teacher: Well, its all because I taught him myself children.
Child #1, #2, #3: You can dance Mrs. Skywalker?
Teacher: Of course I can, they don’t call me sky walker for no reason.
Child #3: Could you show us, please and…
Teacher: And what?
Child #3: With sugar on top…
Child 2: Hey don’t give away all our P**?
Teacher: Excuse me. Did I just hear you say…
Child #2: Pop! Soda Pop!
Child #3: Nice going Mandy.
Teacher: Open your hands child… Oh, thank god it’s candy, and you over there, stop eating that glue.
Child #1: Why should I, don’t feel bl..
Teacher: See what I mean.
Child #2: Eww… he’s turning green.
Nurse: I’ll take this one off your hands Mrs. Skywalker, seems the performance was not to keen.
Teacher: Kind of, but not really.
Nurse: Oh, don’t be silly. Look, Pepi’s done it as always.
Teacher: Oh my goodness… just like yesterday. All of them, sound a sleep.
Nurse: Let me get this one out of hear, we’ll be light on our feet.
Teacher: Pepi, my pepi what would I do with out you. Your mommy’s little teachers pet, my dream come true.